September 5, 2009

Attention Keslers

Dear Brad,

We love you dearly. But, when you park like this....
4 FEET away from the curb and backwards without leaving us your keys, you were bound to get one of these...

Dont worry...we left the ticket on your car so they would stop handing them out. Plus, we dont want our neighbors to know that we have something to do with it.
on another note, we hope you guys are having a wonderful time and cant wait to play settlers when you return.
xoxo
The Whites

September 1, 2009

Just throwin this out there

That girl that puked on me....totally tested positive for strep throat this morning. I love my job. Poor tyler had to sit in the car with me while I had throw up all over me. I forgot to throw that in there.

August 31, 2009

throw up grow up


Starts off with picture day. Which I am not thrilled about one bit because I didnt want to shower this morning so I wore my hair curly like I did the last 4 days. You know, the more grease the better the curl right? NOT. Second, I am left alone with 21 3-5 year olds because school was understaffed and I got stuck with other kids. I was thrilled trying to keep them all clean before pictures. IMPOSSIBLE. Third, three kids had the flu over the weekend (all being tested for swine flu) and their lame butt parents still sent them to school. They had runny noses and had BM's (BM=code for poop) at least 16 times between the three of them. You do the math. SICK SICK. Two little girls decided to take a nap on their own behalf and they slept for almost four hours. As these two girls woke up I took their temp because they were feeling extremely HOT. One little girl had a 102.6 temperature. I called her mom and then decided she was too sick to do anything so I thought I would sit with her until her Mom got there. I sat with her and rocked her for about 10 minutes until all of the sudden.....YEP, YOU GUESSED IT....THROW UP....ALL OVER ME....everywhere. In my hair. Down my arms. When I got home, I still had throw up stuck to my zipper. You think I would learn not to rock a sick kid after the night Richard pushed Miley in the swing for like 30 minutes and than YEP, I picked miley up and she threw up all over me. Not once, but twice have I been thrown up on this year. I have been peed on, pooped on and bled all over. There is no job in the world that pays enough for this...NOT ONE.

and I keep going back.
what the?!

August 23, 2009

MR. WHITE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR.WHITE! iLOVE YOU WITH ALL THAT iAM. YOU ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN I HAVE EVER MET. I AM SO GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE AND AS MY BESTFRIEND. THANK YOU FOR BEING MY HUSBAND. iHOPE YOU HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL DAY EVER.

LOVE,
YOUR WIFEY




.YOUR AMAZING.