I can't believe the things that Autumn puts up with..













I am one of those crazy Moms and I'm ok with admitting that. Like for instance:

If her blanket gets on the ground even a little bit, it does not go near her after that. I cringe when Tyler puts her blanket over her... He pulls it all out so practically every corner touches the ground!

I clean her hands after each diaper change. (she can't even reach down "there")

I have panic attacks when other kids are around. If they even try and touch her I start laughing nervously and run the other way.

I put Vitamin D drops in her bottles. We live in Utah, there was zero sun the first 3 months of her life. Doesn't everyone do this?

I do not watch MTV anymore. Onle douche bags run that channel. I can't have her corrupted.

I cry while watching Americas got Talent and Extreme Home Makeover.

I am certain she is a genius

I boil her binkies once a week.

I give her a bath every night to make sure her hands get clean... Another reason I kept mittens over hands for so long.

If she sleeps through the night, I run.. No, SPRINT into her room to make sure she's breathing.

I have memorized every creaky floor board in our house. I know when she's sleeping to jump over certain places.

Crazy much??

She's my trial child.

Hopefully I lighten up with the next one?
Maybe?