I can't believe the things that Autumn puts up with..

I am one of those crazy Moms and I'm ok with admitting that. Like for instance:
If her blanket gets on the ground even a little bit, it does not go near her after that. I cringe when Tyler puts her blanket over her... He pulls it all out so practically every corner touches the ground!
I clean her hands after each diaper change. (she can't even reach down "there")
I have panic attacks when other kids are around. If they even try and touch her I start laughing nervously and run the other way.
I put Vitamin D drops in her bottles. We live in Utah, there was zero sun the first 3 months of her life. Doesn't everyone do this?
I do not watch MTV anymore. Onle douche bags run that channel. I can't have her corrupted.
I cry while watching Americas got Talent and Extreme Home Makeover.
I am certain she is a genius
I boil her binkies once a week.
I give her a bath every night to make sure her hands get clean... Another reason I kept mittens over hands for so long.
If she sleeps through the night, I run.. No, SPRINT into her room to make sure she's breathing.
I have memorized every creaky floor board in our house. I know when she's sleeping to jump over certain places.
Crazy much??
She's my trial child.
Hopefully I lighten up with the next one?
Maybe?